"Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath."

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Source : "John Oliver Hates April Fools' Day, Says It's for Sociopaths". www.hollywoodreporter.com. March 30, 2015.

John Oliver

#Fool Quotes #April Quotes #Excited Quotes

“I'm so associated with being young and being with a teenager.”
“The dangerous man is the one who has only one idea, because then he'll fight and die for it.”
“By analyzing data from Greenwich Observatory in the period 1836-1953, John A. Eddy [Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics and High Altitude Observatory in Boulder] and Aram A. Boornazian [mathematician with S. Ross and Co. in Boston] have found evidence that the sun has been contracting about 0.1% per century during that time, corresponding to a shrinkage rate of about 5 feet per hour. And digging deep into historical records, Eddy has found 400-year-old eclipse observations that are consistent with such a shrinkage.”
“You become like what you worship. When you gaze in awe, admiration, and wonder at something or someone, you begin to take on something of the character of the object of your worship.”
“I have, in fact, no interest in life outside racing cars.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“There's always been a women's movement this century!”
“You don t get the breaks unless you play with the team instead of against it.”
“Well, because I'm naturally a tomboy, when I have sleepovers with girls, they end up going home and crying.”

Source : "AGENT ORANGE: Sleepover Star Alexa Vega Talks About Her New Movie!". Interview with B. Alan Orange, movieweb.com. July 9, 2004.

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