"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jasper Carrott

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“My business is to teach my aspirations to confirm themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonize with my aspirations.”
“I think the only remotely interesting drug was acid. I had a slightly peculiar attitude towards it I think. Just about everything about hippydom I hated.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“All of the charities we're involved with have touched me in one way or another on a personal level. There are about eight or nine charities that I support.”
“Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.”
“All you have to do is unite, mentally and emotionally with the good you wish to embody. The creative powers of your subconscious will respond accordingly.”
“When we talk about magic a lot of people think you use that to pick up girls. So therefore there's this slimy connotation associated with it, like, "Oh hey, pick a card - my number's on it!" So I think I've avoided ever having people think that's what's happening. I try to make magic the treat of the interaction or the treat of the flirt. I've never gone up and tried to do a trick to get a girl's number, only because I feel like that's what people expect and it feels slimy.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!”
“And so I write this for you, My Sarah. With the hope that one day, when youâ€™re old enough, this story that lives with me, will live with you as well. When a story is told, it is not forgotten. It becomes something else, a memory of who we were; the hope of what we can become.”

Source : "Fictional character: Julia Jarmond". "Sarah's Key", www.imdb.com. 2010.

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