"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."

-- Robin Williams

#Funny Quotes #Wine Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Love possesses seven hundred wings, and each one extends from the highest heaven to the lowest earth.”
“Itâ€™s the same with people who say, â€˜Whatever doesnâ€™t kill you makes you stronger.â€™ Even people who say this must realize that the exact opposite is true. What doesnâ€™t kill you maims you, cripples you, leaves you weak, makes you whiny and full of yourself at the same time. The more pain, the more pompous you get. Whatever doesnâ€™t kill you makes you incredibly annoying.”
“A United States collapse would be much different than a Greece collapse. Greece can collapse, and there's a ripple. We collapse, and the world feels it.”
“That which is seen and that which is touched are of a dream-like and illusion-like nature. Because feeling arises together with the mind, it is not [ultimately] perceived.”
“God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.”

Source : Heywood Broun (1921). “Seeing things at night”
“The visual is everywhere in the streets, but in the industry, it's like you have to show up at this party and you can't take on the world in one day. It's a gradual process, but you can't let it frustrate you; you just have to keep grinding.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“Niggas' rap albums sound like love letters, Pen in my hand, like: damn, fam, I could do much better.”
“I'm really interested in stories about identity - who I am now versus who I used to be.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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