"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties."

-- Doug Larson

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“Everyone is born a poet - a person discovering the way words sound and work, caring and delighting in words. I just kept on doing what everyone starts out doing. The real question is: Why did other people stop?”
“I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.”
“Every valuable human being must be a radical and a rebel, for what he must aim at is to make things better than they are”

Source : "The World of the Atom". Book by Henry Abraham Boorse and Lloyd Motz, January 21, 1966.
“Don't be misled into believing that somehow the world owes you a living. The boy who believes that his parents, or the government, or any one else owes him his livelihood and that he can collect it without labor will wake up one day and find himself working for another boy who did not have that belief and, therefore, earned the right to have others work for him.”
“It is by such means as the prize offered by your Committee that the attention of the world will be focused and that men and women will be inspired to greater efforts in the interest of peace.”
“I do the cooking at home. Where we eat no more than 100 grams of meat a day and have 'tons' of fresh vegetables. I prepare the vegetables with a wide range of herbs, spices and such. We also keep on hand lots of fruit, yogurt and great breads.”
“Together we can face any challenges as deep as the ocean and as high as the sky.”
“No book ever ends, when it's full of your friends.”

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