"The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?"

-- Daniel Tosh

#Blow Quotes #Ipods Quotes #Anthem Quotes

“I will ask questions that are so wide and open they will feel the need to speak for a week. Then from the information that they give to me, I will mould solutions designed specifically for them.”
“He sighed. " I don't think an apology will do, Mercy. Because an apology implies that you wouldn't do it again. And, under the circumstances, you wouldn't do anything differently, would you?" "No.”
“Iâ€™m the only one that can be held accountable for the way my life turns out.”
“It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli”
“It is fraud to accept what you cannot repay.”
“I've got no need to prove to myself that I can do Shakespeare. I've done it.”
“Increased government spending can provide a temporary stimulus to demand and output but in the longer run higher levels of government spending crowd out private investment or require higher taxes that weaken growth by reducing incentives to save, invest, innovate, and work.”
“The authenticity thing has never been an issue for me.”

Source : "How Mumford & Sons became the biggest band in the world" by Tom Lamont, www.theguardian.com. November 15, 2012.

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