"I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that politely. We did far worse things than you can possibly dream of, but we did it with that certainly gentlemanly swagger... Dreadfully sorry, but we seem to have crushed your entire continent's infrastructure. Allow me to make it up to you by offering you a job 4,000 miles away. No, no, I insist."

-- John Oliver

#Dream Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Sorry Quotes

“Apart from my parents, every family member on both sides was exterminated by the Nazis.”

Source : "The Holocaust Industry". Book by Norman Finkelstein, www.theguardian.com. 2000.
“Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go.”
“I'm interested in locating the holy grail of the minimum means to express the most complex ideas.”
“[C]ontent [is] an obstacle to the exercise of power.”
“Departure beyond the borders of my country is for me equivalent to death.”
“A lot of people have the ability, but they don't put forth the effort.”
“First and foremost I am a drummer. After that, I'm other things... But I didn't play drums to make money.”
“Really, Alexia, what could have possessed you to attach yourself to the side of the ship in such a juvenile fashion? It is positively barnacle-like.”

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