"One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord."

-- Graham Chapman

#Two Quotes #Three Quotes #Lord Quotes

“You're bound to get idears if you go thinkin' about stuff”
“It is evident that our conversion is sound when we loathe and hate sin from the heart.”
“Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way.”
“I love my country. And I would have to renounce my Spanish citizenship to become a U.S. Citizen.”
“All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?”
“Sometimes in the life of an actor you're not getting offered any jobs that speak to you. The trouble with acting is that you're only as good as your opportunities.”
“When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.”
“The spiritual consciousness is never deceived”

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