"No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming."

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Paul Mooney

#Animal Quotes #May Quotes #Gorillas Quotes

“Nothing teaches character better than generosity.”
“It is a great thing to have a big brain, a fertile imagination, grand ideals, but the man with these, bereft of a good backbone, is sure to serve no useful end.”

Source : George Matthew Adams (2016). “You Can: A Collection of Brief Talks on the Most Important Topic in the World-Your Success”, p.28, Ravenio Books
“I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.”
“Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.”
“Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can.”
“I am much chastened and profoundly remorseful. I can only hope that the Almighty and those whom I have wronged will forgive me my trespasses.”
“your actions with holds your future”
“That's the easiest 69 I ever made.”

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