"First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms."

-- Zach Braff

#Sex Quotes #College Quotes #Men Quotes

“A delicate, inexorable lattice of inferences began to assemble themselves, like a crystal, in the old man's mind, shivering, catching the light in glints and surmises.”
“When truth is divided, errors multiply.”
“I have stage combat training from college, which is drastically different than fighting for the screen, but I do enjoy that kind of stuff.”

Source : "Sonequa Martin-Green (Sasha)". Interview with Brian Fegter, www.amc.com.
“Remember, in the vast infinity of life, all is perfect, whole, and complete... and so are you.”
“You put your head on the ground, and in that moment everything was okay.”
“The man who lives by hope, will die by hunger.”
“We all like to hear a man speak out on his convictions and principles. But at the same time, you must understand that when you're running on a ticket, you're running with a team.”

Source : Thomas Harris (2009). “Red Dragon”, p.10, Penguin
“I'm glad I made a piece of art that can be interpreted so widely. Art is always interpreted subjectively”

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