"100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math."

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Source : Demetri Martin (2011). “This Is a Book”, p.40, Hachette UK

Demetri Martin

#Math Quotes #People Quotes #Giving Quotes

“The Nobel Prize is an honor unique in the world in having found its way into the hearts and minds of simple people everywhere. It casts a light of peace and reason upon us all; and for that I am especially grateful.”
“I spend a lot of time in L.A., and I think it would probably be easier if I lived there work wise, but there's no city like London, there is so much going on. I can jump on the Tube and be anywhere in 20 minutes, and all my friends and family are here and I'm not prepared to give that up.”
“The difference between government and leadership is that leadership has a soul.”
“In Italian museums are sometimes found little painted screens that the priest used to hold in front of the face of condemned men to hide the scaffold from them.”
“I think fear is unavoidable and that, when recognized and embraced, its something that can work for you - especially in the audition room.”
“Forgiveness is the key to breaking the cycle of karma and reincarnation. Forgiveness doesn't mean: "What you did was okay." It simply means, "I'm no longer willing to carry the heavy toxic burdens of anger, resentment, and victimhood in my soul." You can work on healing, uplifting, and changing situations from a place of forgiveness, instead of from a place of resentment. Forgive yourself and everyone, and you are free!”

Source : FaceBook post by Doreen Virtue from Dec 28, 2011
“I wasnâ€™t, you know, Mr Popular. I was somewhere in the middle ground. I was quite alternative, the things I liked to do. Skateboarding, at the time. Playing in a band as opposed to playing in the rugby team. You know, that kind of thing.”
“the separation of church and state grew out of a desire, not so much to protect government from religion, but to protect religion from government.”

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