"Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly."

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Source : "Bayou Logic Or Hate Speech? 'Duck Dynasty' Stars' 28 Most Shocking Quotes Of All-Time" by Chloe Millar, radaronline.com. January 14, 2014.

Willie Robertson

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“I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.”
“Even if you have the wit to look by yourself in a bush away from the other children, there are not many bell crickets in the world. Probably you will find a girl like a grasshopper whom you think is a bell cricket.And finally, to your clouded, wounded heart, even a true bell cricket will seem like a grasshopper. Should that day come, when it seems to you that the world is only full of grasshoppers, I will think it a pity that you have no way to remember tonight's play of light, when your name was written in green by your beautiful lantern on a girl's breast.”
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies.”
“All connections matter, but the people you depend upon matter most.”

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“Nothing beats 2 guitars, drum and bass.”
“Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time. He may not get his licence returned when it falls due.”
“The idea of 'machine assemblage' is, especially, very alien to my sensibility, since it suggests a relative indifference of the strata to one another during the process of construction.”
“Being "in love" shouldn't cause stress; it should relieve it.”

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