"Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it."

-- Nick Kroll

#Everyday Quotes #Genius Quotes #Way Quotes

“There are some programs on FOX that are not only fair and balanced, they're commentary shows. They don't have to be. But they brag about how fair and balanced they are. They don't cover rallies and tea parties. They cheer lead for rallies and tea parties. And as a journalist, I am totally against that.”

Source : "Bill O'Reilly and Bernie Goldberg Debate Fox News and Conservative Bias". "The O'Reilly Factor", www.newsbusters.org. September 30, 2009.
“You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.”
“Pete Rozelle used television to get the game to the American public by creating the Super Bowl and making it the biggest sporting event in the world.”
“I believe abortion should be available to everyone, but the law should be changed. In the past I voted for a restriction to 22 weeks, and I would be prepared to go down to 20.”

Source : "Howard urges limits on 'too easy' abortions" by Gaby Hinsliff, www.theguardian.com. March 13, 2005.
“Pain is certain, suffering is optional.”
“Don't let him take you from me.”
“Huizi would say, never look back to the past. Never regret. Even if there is emptiness ahead, never look back.”
“O sweet September, thy first breezes bring The dry leaf's rustle and the squirrel's laughter, The cool fresh air whence health and vigor spring And promise of exceeding joy hereafter.”

Source : George Arnold (1867). “Poems Grave and Gay”, p.45

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