"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

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Amy Sedaris

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“To me, success is when you can walk into Ralph's and buy anything you want. Ultimate success, however, is when Ralph can walk into you and buy anything he wants.”
“GOD gave you this life because HE knew you could handle it.”
“Law and justice are not always the same. When they aren't, destroying the law may be the first step toward changing it.”
“You cannot love a thing without wanting to fight for it.”
“The only thing to worry about is the damage that can be done by worrying. Why are some scientists worried? Perhaps because they feel that to stop worrying may mean to stop being paid.”

Source : "An Unrepentant Prognosticator". Interview with Mari Krueger, www.gelfmagazine.com. April 24, 2007.
“If you find that you're spending almost all your time on theory, start turning some attention to practical things; it will improve your theories. If you find that you're spending almost all your time on practice, start turning some attention to theoretical things; it will improve your practice.”

Source : "Theory and Practice". Theoretical Computer Science, 1991.
“Without freedom there is no art.”
“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”

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