"My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care."

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J. B. Smoove

#Wife Quotes #House Quotes #Gardening Quotes

“Relationships are about helping motivate each other to be all that you can be”
“We are not diminished when someone else is added upon.”
“And I don't think we should be continuing to propagate the idea that famous people are magical or special because it makes people feel like their lives ain't no good.”
“If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.”
“IÂ haveÂ aÂ theoryÂ thatÂ you can make any sentence seem profoundÂ byÂ writingÂ the name of aÂ dead philosopherÂ at theÂ endÂ of it.”
“I was very dramatic as a kid. I loved to entertain. I was taking my bathing suits and painting them black and putting sparkles on them because I thought I was going to be on stage.”
“Remember that fear causes to happen the very things it fears. That's why fear should be unknown to us.”
“Nobody helps anybody.”

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