"If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism."

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Oscar Wilde

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Optimism Quotes

“Small islands, not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something absurd, in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island.”
“Kira: â€œWhy did Sei choose death? Was it simply to end his pain? Orâ€¦No matter what shape he was in or how crazy it wasâ€¦maybe he wanted to live on forever in Reiâ€¦”
“Welfare is the basic cause of the deleterious cultural changes we have witnessed in the West over the past 60 years.”
“I need someone physically stronger than me.... I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down.”
“I have traveled a long road from the battlefield to the peace table.”
“It's very hard to be a screenwriter. I remember getting a couple of awards. I got a PEN West award a million years ago when I did Running on Empty, and I sat in the room with all these writers. They wrote everything from novels to non-fiction to children's books to journalism - any kind of writing - and I realized that there was no one in the room who would ever read anything I'd written.”
“I'm attracted to working with comedians because they don't have that stars' idea of what a hero should be. The downside is they're always addressing the camera too much.”
“Communities do not let prostitutes, pedophiles, voyeurs, adulterers, and those who sexually prefer animals to publicly celebrate their lifestyles, so why should homosexuals get such privileges?”

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