"When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer."

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Dane Cook

#Directors Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Sometimes Quotes

“I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some - it's not such great news, but here it is, but it's very small and we're just going to get in there and take it right out, right away, and then you'll probably have radiation.'”
“When I was younger, I really struggled with confidence. You go through those awkward, dorky, geeky stages, and growing up in the industry amplifies all that. Fortunately, I have a mother who encouraged me to build my confidence from within and embrace my imperfections.”
“There is nothing more tedious than a constant round of gaiety.”
“Children were pack animals; let any one of them act different from the group, and the rest would bring him down.”

Source : "The New Moon's Arms". Book by Nalo Hopkinson, 2007.
“I was never charged with tax evasion. I've never been a tax protester.”
“If we have received a precious gift from God, it is our imagination. When we tap into our powers of imagination, we are bombs of possibilities.”
“Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing”
“Beyond a certain point, that was all a mother could do for her children - Hang around long enough to drive them crazy.”

Source : J. A. Jance (2009). “Outlaw Mountain: A Joanna Brady Mystery”, p.6, Harper Collins

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