"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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Erma Bombeck

#Hilarious Quotes #Food Quotes #Odds Quotes

“Anything is possible if you get off your 'BUT' and STAND!”
“The Mobius strip is only an analog for the reality of what it is.”
“The theory of rights enables us to rise and overthrow obstacles, but not to found a strong and lasting accord between all the elements which compose the nation.”
“The Cinderella of the church today is the prayer meeting.Â This handmaid of the Lord is unloved and unwooed because she is not dripping with the pearls of intellectualism, nor glamorous with the silks of philosophy; neither is she enchanting with the tiara of psychology.Â She wears the homespuns of sincerity and humility and so is not afraid to kneel!”
“South Park started as a little video Christmas card.”
“There is no space without aether, and no aether which does not occupy space.”
“One regret I have: I didn't get as much of the family history as I could have for the kids.”
“My son's taking drum lessons, and my daughter's taking piano lessons. One day they're going to start a band.”

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