"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"

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Source : "Fictional character: Mr. Albert Osborne". "The Major and the Minor", www.imdb.com. September 16, 1942.

Robert Benchley

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“Gamers should be able to take the experience with them in their living rooms, on the go, when they travel -- wherever they are and whenever they want to play. It should be the same software and the same experience,”

Source : "Hideo Kojima Predicts Console-Less Gaming Future" by Jim Reilly, www.ign.com. April 7, 2010.
“My mother was a dominant force in our family. And that was great for me as a young woman, because I never saw that women had to be dominated by men.”
“At one time through love all things come together into one, at another time through strife s hatred, they are borne each of them apart.”
“We are coming into a new era of flight, an ear in which all past conception of time and distance is changing and changing at a very, very rapid rate.”
“I'm the kind of person that as long as you respect me and don't distract me before the game, then I'll respect you in return and accommodate you after the game. Sometimes the situation dictates that I talk, but everybody should understand I'm not going to talk every day, whether we're in first place or last place.”
“No matter what you got, the blues is there”
“I think that half of us feel fraudulent in our lives anyway. There's that strange disconnect of not really knowing what we're doing sometimes, or why it matters. It's our existential crisis.”

Source : "Portlandia Brings Out the Fan in Carrie Brownstein" by Scott Thill, www.wired.com. January 06, 2012.
“And though the coldness I have always felt leaves me, the numbness doesn't and probably never will. this relationship will probably lead to nothing... this didn't change anything. I imagine her smelling clean, like tea...”

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