"A goat's a goat. Whether you sautÃ© or barbeque it, it's still a goat."

-- Paul Mooney

#Goats Quotes #Stills Quotes

“I dare say you believe I'm going to die. I bet you don't believe you're going to die. You know it, but you don't believe it. Imaginatively, I think we find it impossible to believe we don't exist.”
“Anarchy loves theatre. That's the whole point. People forget that. You have to laugh at the devil, not fight him. They'll always have more guns, they'll always have more bombs that go off with a bigger bang. No matter how revolting you become they'll always be willing to be more revolting to you. They've had so much more practice.”

Source : Melvin Burgess (2010). “Smack”, p.95, Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
“One of the things psychologists used to say was that if you are depressed, anxious or angry, you couldn't be happy. Those were at opposite ends of a continuum. I believe that you can be suffering or have a mental illness and be happy - just not in the same moment that you're sad.”
“Courage: Great Russian word, fit for the songs of our children's children, pure on their tongues, and free.”
“All the borders in the world are man-made There are no borders, we are all hooked together. Everything is connected. There is no line of demarcation. We are hooked together like the colors of a rainbow, our problem is ignorance, we don't understand that.”
“My abject hatred of actors and the acting world. I went to college as an actor, and halfway through, I switched to playwriting and directing. Then I spent a couple years working in publishing, doing some freelance journalism for The Village Voice and Musician magazine. I thought my life was going to be as a writer, but then I realized I missed performing, so I got into comedy. It was a nice combination of things I was sort of good at. I was a pretty good writer and a decent actor, but I didn't really like acting, and I didn't have the discipline to be a writer.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.”
“I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover.”

Source : Rosamunde Pilcher (2013). “Wild Mountain Thyme”, p.90, Macmillan

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