"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

-- Groucho Marx

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“We need the tonic of wildness...At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.”
“I am also atheist or agnostic (I don't even know the difference). I've never been to church and prefer to think for myself.”
“When a belief becomes dominant in American psychological circles one can be sure of one thing: that belief refers to something that no longer exists.”
“What I'm having is this conflict in my life right now, that in New York, I see my directing friends and I see acting friends and they've all got this level of passion about either or both of those directions that I've never really found myself having.”

Source : "For Actor Danny Pintauro, There's Life Beyond TV / Former `Who's the Boss?' star looking for challenges" by David Wiegand, www.sfgate.com. September 5, 2000.
“Dreams die hard and we watch them erode, but we cannot be denied the fire inside.”

Source : Song: The Fire Inside, Album: Greatest Hits
“Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not? This tangled doctrine might be nicknamed Plato's beard; historically it has proved tough, frequently dulling the edge of Occam's razor.”

Source : Willard Van Orman Quine, Roger F. Gibson (2004). “Quintessence: Basic Readings from the Philosophy of W.V. Quine”, p.177, Harvard University Press
“Communication, that's what I do. Advertising is the best way to communicate because you reach a lot of people. I still cant understand though, why people are shocked by something that obviously exists. Its like a family that avoids talking about its real problems.”

Source : Source: valuet.wordpress.com
“Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.”

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