"I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it."

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Carol Leifer

#Want Quotes #Feels Quotes

“A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.”
“There is sexism -- I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'”
“Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action." "I live for aggressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wandered Foaly "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.”
“I made mistakes. My supporters and I failed to prevent a main like [Mikhail] Saakashvili from acquiring absolute power. I should have criticized him earlier on.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“when General Eisenhower defined an intellectual as "a man who takes more words than is necessary to tell more than he knows", he was speaking not as a Republican but as an American.”

Source : Randall Jarrell (1965). “A sad heart at the supermarket: essays & fables”
“They say nobody has the attention span to read great books early in life. If I start to read something good, I'll look and it's 86 pages already. Attention span. What are they talking about? If it's good, it'll drag you in.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“It's hard to make it one piece of advice. For me, what's most important is you kind of choose your point of view.”

Source : "Mc Lyte – Current Goal Is to Educate the Next Generation of Hip-hop Leaders". bellephill.com. August 25, 2016.
“I think music is what language once aspired to be. Music allows us to face God on our own terms because it reaches beyond life.”

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