"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait.""

-- Judy Tenuta

#Mother Quotes #Procrastination Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“For man, the death of the body is inevitable, and is determined by time and circumstance; but, with proper precaution, the death of the soul may be totally avoided.”

Source : William Batchelder Greene (1875). “Socialistic, Communistic, Mutualistic, and Financial Fragments”, p.81
“Good men make good rhinoceroses, unfortunately.”
“My share of the work may be limited, but the fact that it is work makes it precious.”
“I'm thinking wanting to succeed is something in my DNA; I'm not like 'I've got to succeed,' I just don't think about that. I see a silver lining in everything and I see a lesson in everything.”
“Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and governments.”
“The Department of Defense took 40 years to get where it got.”
“Camus believed in dialogue and diplomacy, and enlisted his work as a philosopher to the need to find nonviolent solutions, whereas Sartre called for violent conflicts and justified terror.”
“His smile was sexy and warned of trouble, but I'd made up my mind that not all trouble was bad.”

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