"Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Inspirational Quotes #Hair Quotes #Ems Quotes

“I'm never sick when you are well.”
“Perhaps I became so vague, so exhilarated with vagueness, precisely in order to forestall a recognition of the final term of the syllogism that begins: If one man loves another he is a homosexual; I love a man...”

Source : Edmund White (2016). “A Boy's Own Story: Picador Classic”, p.84, Pan Macmillan
“Vagabonding is about refusing to exile travel to some other, seemingly more appropriate, time of your life. Vagabonding is about taking control of your circumstances instead of passively waiting for them to decide your fate.”

Source : Rolf Potts (2002). “Vagabonding: An Uncommon Guide to the Art of Long-Term World Travel”, p.17, Ballantine Books
“Bruegel has these paintings of people just... interacting with each other. And there's this special wink - it's not a celebration of nature, it's people that are mongrels, and half-wits, and they're doing terrible things. I don't know, it just seems like something worth singing about.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“The greater the hold of government upon the life of the individual citizen, the greater the risk of war.”

Source : John Hospers (1971). “Libertarianism: a political philosophy for tomorrow”
“I am surprised that many people disregard the fact that the end for almost all drug dealers ends up being the cemetery or the jail cell, we do not know of any case where a drug dealer has "retired"”

Source : Source: harvardpolitics.com
“Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent”
“I will venture to go... but remember that you must hold the ropes.”

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