"I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Mom Quotes #Lonely Quotes #Son Quotes

“I love the one who punishes me well.”
“I am really pleased to hear each of my songs described as a total surprise. This is what I want!”

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“Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.”
“What I try to do is write a story about a detective rather than a detective story. Keeping the reader fooled until the last, possible moment is a good trick and I usually try to play it, but I can't attach more than secondary importance to it. The puzzle isn't so interesting to me as the behavior of the detective attacking it.”
“Maybe it's the stardust in my head.”
“I'm a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.”
“If you can take pride in what you're doing on defense, it's going to be pretty hard for that offensive opponent to go by you or make a shot over you.”
“Journalists have always written that my mum said that I punched a hole through my cot when I was three years old. I don't remember doing that, and I think it was more that I was very energetic.”

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