"I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration."

--

Aziz Ansari

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Administration Quotes

“We stand at a moment in history without precedent. Decisions that are ours to make over the next ten years will have a sweeping impact on the future direction of life on the planet.”
“I always feel at home where the sugar maple grows.... glorious in autumn, a fountain of coolness in summer, sugar in its veins, gold in its foliage, warmth in its fibers, and health in it the year round.”
“Resilience is based on the ability to embrace the extremes -- while no becoming an extremist. ... **Most companies don't do paradox very well.** (emphasis by author) [2002] p.25f”
“I'm not a rock star, I'm a rock bright-light.”
“Why can't I be MVP of the league? Why can't I be the best player in the league?”
“Laws are silent in time of war.”
“Reality is everywhere, and to find It 'you' must first disappear.”
“Iraq may not be the war on terror itself, but it is critical to the outcome of the war on terror, and therefore any advance in Iraq is an advance forward in that...”

You may also like:

Amy Poehler
Actress
Aubrey Plaza
Actress
Danny McBride
Actor
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Nasim Pedrad
Actress
Nick Offerman
Actor
Rashida Jones
Film actress
Rupert Murdoch
Business person
Noel Wells
Actress