"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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Source : "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.

Graham Chapman

#Mother Quotes #Father Quotes #Animal Quotes

“I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense.”
“Cash is king. Get every drop of cash you can get and hold onto it.”
“I think every time you coach a certain team, when you leave that franchise, I think you continue to grow. You take a look at the things that you did, the things you wish you had done better. You analyze your strengths and your weaknesses, and then when you move to your next job, you continue to do the same thing.”
“I have all these opinions about the dancers but they should be kept to myself. No one consults me. I keep asking to be invited to the dance tryouts but no one ever allows me there. I'll just say this: My general philosophy is that you can teach them to dance.”
“The future has already arrived. It's just not evenly distributed yet.”

Source : "Tomorrow's Lawyers: access to justice in the online future - extract" by Richard Susskind, www.theguardian.com. January 18, 2013.
“The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.”
“The beauty of genuine brotherhood and peace is more precious than diamonds or silver or gold.”
“Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that's what everybody needs to know.”

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