"I think when you take off that jacket and they see that â€˜I LOVE GRANDMAâ€™ T-shirt, theyâ€™re going to rip your heart out."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Rip Quotes #Grandma Quotes #Heart Quotes

“Healing comes when we move away from the darkness and walk towards the light.”
“I'm kind of a huge movie buff and a video game nerd person.”
“I've watched other people singing, I've become a much better singer. I've become a singer that plays the piano instead of a piano player that sings.”
“Life is rather like acting lessons while you are on stage giving a public performance!”
“Before the civil war, Pottibakia was a normal member of the Comity of Nations. She erected tariff walls, broke treaties, persecuted minorities, obstructed at conferences unless she was convinced there was no danger of a satisfactory solution; then she strained every nerve in the cause of peace.”
“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.”
“Putin is very much afraid of leaving. Because he is formally right now in his first term, so has another eight years from now. Legally, he has created all the mechanisms for himself. He's a lawyer.”

Source : Source: www.businessinsider.com
“The world would be a safer place, If someone had a plan, Before exploring outer space, To find the inner man.”

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