"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

-- Robin Williams

#Funny Quotes #Inspiration Quotes #Gay Quotes

“What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.”
“As for my next book, I won't write it till it has grown heavy in my mind like a ripe pear; pendant, gravid, asking to be cut or it will fall.”
“It is better to practice a little than talk a lot.”
“If it's really true, that the museum at Liberty University has dinosaur fossils which are labelled as being 3000 years old, then that is an educational disgrace. It is debauching the whole idea of a university, and I would strongly encourage any members of Liberty University who may be here... to leave and go to a proper university.”

Source : Source: www.smh.com.au
“We live in an age where quantity is seen as preferable to quality, and many people tend to work in a horizontal line: next, next, next. But if you do that, you never investigate the vertical line - the depth of the piece.”
“If it be true that our people represent a high percentage of mental vigor, the distinction is probably due, in some measure, to the extremely important part which Talmud studies have played in the spiritual life of the race.”

Source : Abraham Cahan (2013). “The Rise of David Levinsky”, p.30, Courier Corporation
“I'm happiest when I'm just hanging out with my friends... it really doesn't matter what we do.”
“I've had my share of doing things that I really wish I hadn't done.”

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