"A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either"

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Demetri Martin

#Musical Quotes #Want Quotes #Burlap Quotes

“Thus, the enabling and strengthening aspect of the Atonement helps us to see and to do and to become good in ways that we could never recognize or accomplish with our limited moral capacity. I testify and witness that the enabling power of the Savior's Atonement is real. Without that strengthening power of the Atonement, I could not stand before you this morning.”
“The building of a just and peaceful world order, the aim of the United Nations, is hampered not by a dearth of ideas, resources, and manpower but by the lack of will on the part of governments to take the required steps ...”
“Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven”
“I have arthritis. The space around my spinal cord has become compressed.”
“The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.”
“If life gives you limes, make margaritas.”

Source : "If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas" by Andrea Chalupa, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 8, 2008.
“what is popular need not necessarily be right or wise.”
“I am not innocent. Innocence is a science of the sublime. And I am only at the very beginning of the apprenticeship.”

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