"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."

-- Robin Williams

#Doubt Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Be careful going in search of adventure - it's ridiculously easy to find.”

Source : William Least Heat Moon (1991). “Blue Highways: A Journey Into America”, Mariner Books
“I dont know if youre familiar with Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. You step outside the hotel, and youre soaking wet within 10 minutes.”
“I'm a big reader, so I tend to already know the books when they're adapted into something.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet.”

Source : Faith Hunter (2011). “Mercy Blade: A Jane Yellowrock Novel”, p.78, Penguin
“God created the first man, whom he called Adam. Then God created a woman, whom he named Eve; and this man and woman were given the power from Jehovah God to reproduce their kind, that is to say, to cause conception and birth of children.”
“I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?”
“Chess is a matter of daily training.”
“Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.”

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