"I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot."

-- Dane Cook

#Laughing Quotes #Loud Quotes #Laugh Out Loud Quotes

“I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for my kids.”
“Travel releases spontaneity. You become a godlike creature full or choice, free to visit the stately pleasure domes, make love in the morning, sketch a bell tower, read a history of Byzantium, stare for one hour at the face of Leonardo da Vinci's 'Madonna dei fusi.' You open, as in childhood, and--for a time--receive this world. There's visceral aspect, too--the huntress who is free. Free to go, free to return home bringing memories to lay on the hearth.”
“We look down our noses at people who've made mistakes in relationships. She's so stupid! How could she do that! Our superiority makes us feel better. But Iâ€™d bet everything I have on the fact that people to claim to have a perfect record in love are either lying or have very limited dating experience. People who say, Iâ€™d never do that! Someday, unless you are very, very lucky, youâ€™ll have a story to tell. Or not to tell.”
“Fair and unfair are among the most influential words in English and must be delicately used.”
“The skin of the coward changes color all the time, he can't get a grip on himself, he can't sit still, he squats and rocks, shifting his weight from foot to foot, his heart racing, pounding inside the fellow's ribs, his teeth chattering. He dreads some grisly death. But the skin of a brave soldier never blanches. He's all control. Tense but no great fear.”
“The girls in kindergarten would chase us boys around trying to kiss us. Im proud to say I was the first to stop running.”
“The most reliable components are the ones you leave out.”

Source : "Smart Grids: Infrastructure, Technology, and Solutions". Book edited by Stuart Borlase, 2012.
“When clothes wear you, it's pretty evident. You've got to wear the clothes, not the other way around.”

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