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-- Colin Mochrie

#Years Quotes #Two Quotes #Stories Quotes

“I suppose the good artists, the righteous artists, somehow manage to be exuberant, and the embarrassed artist has this idea that everybody has to stop being so excited, which I find so distasteful.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma processes, from the smooth, homogeneous one of the Big Bang, dominated by gravitation.”

Source : "Hannes Alfvén: Dean of the Plasma Dissidents". Book by Anthony L. Peratt, p. 196, 1998.
“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.”
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
“letting be is as important as mastering. Our tradition has encouraged us to be effective, to make or fabricate but not to let be born or let be.”

Source : Luce Irigaray (2008). “Sharing the world”, Continuum Intl Pub Group
“Do the IMPRACTICAL so that God can do the IMPOSSIBLE!”
“People are fascinated with eternal life and physical power - the idea of having no vulnerability. We all feel small and powerless in the world at times, so the temptation to be a vampire is compelling.”
“Every guy seems nice until heâ€™s not.”

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