"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

-- Groucho Marx

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Art Quotes

“I’m reminded today how unpredictable God can be.”
“If you put your mind to something, if you give 100 percent, if you sacrifice, and if you dedicate yourself, anything is truly possible.”

Source : Apolo Ohno (2011). “Zero Regrets: Be Greater Than Yesterday”, p.215, Simon and Schuster
“When we see an effect happen always in the same manner, we infer that it takes place by a natural necessity; as, for instance, that the sun will rise to morrow; but nature often deceives us, and will not submit to its own rules.”
“Don't you know yet? It is your Light that lights the worlds.”
“Listen - life is really going on, right now, around us. Do you see it? Sometimes I lose it but if I sit still and listen, it comes back, and then I think, How funny, this is what being alive is.”
“My timing in life has been extraordinary. I've ridden the crest of the wave of the women's movement.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm tryna do it all tonight, I got plans. I got a certain lust for life, and as it stands.”
“I didn't want to do a zoo show. I didn't want to do a study of someone with mental illness. I just wanted to show someone who was trying to live their life.”

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