"I'm a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically."

-- Bill Bailey

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“A beloved student of mine told me she believed the earth was approximately 6,000 years old. She was smart, she was thoughtful, and she was wrong. But I couldn't discount her - I respected her too much. So I debated with her, using every bit of science and logic I had, but I still failed to convince her that the earth was billions of years old.”

Source : Source: www.salon.com
“The beauties of conception are always superior to those of expression.”
“All men were made brothers. The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. You might as well expect the rivers to run backward as that any man who was born free should be content when penned up and denied liberty to go where he pleases.”

Source : Lincoln Hall Speech in Washington D.C., January 14, 1879.
“What went wrong? Nothing and everything.”
“All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.”
“I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.”
“When I competed, it was for honor and country. It was a privilege to be a part of the U.S. team.”
“I don't have clear-cut positions. I get baffled by things. I have viewpoints. Sometimes they change.”

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