"The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jeff Dunham

#Real Quotes #Stuff Quotes #Married Quotes

“During my second year at Edinburgh [1826-27] I attended Jameson's lectures on Geology and Zoology, but they were incredible dull. The sole effect they produced on me was the determination never as long as I lived to read a book on Geology.”
“There are all kinds of things you can do to marry literacy with health.”
“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.”
“Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.”
“Communism is exploitation of the strong by the weak.”

Source : Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (2011). “Property is Theft!: A Pierre-Joseph Proudhon Anthology”, p.132, AK Press
“I am a prisoner of a gaudy and unlivable present, where all forms of human society have reached an extreme of their cycle and there is no imagining what new forms they may assume.”
“There is nothing I've been through in my life that I regret, or that I would go back and change. I feel like everything that happened - personally and professionally - I went through for a reason, and I learned from those things.”
“There's much to be said for challenging fate instead of ducking behind it.”

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