"Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time."

-- Dane Cook

#Drinking Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“Whenever you listen to a piece of music, what you are actually doing is hearing the latest sentence in a very long story youâ€™ve been listening to - all the pieces of music youâ€™ve ever heard.”

Source : "Brian Eno: Success ruins artists". Interview with Davide Mitchell, www.salon.com. October 2, 2011.
“I want people to understand the amazing, positive way our software can make leisure time more enjoyable, and work and businesses more successful.”
“Seven years sober. I'm really grateful. It's really lovely to be present in my life.”
“Most of us understand that innovation is enormously important. It's the only insurance against irrelevance. It's the only guarantee of long-term customer loyalty. It's the only strategy for out-performing a dismal economy.”
“I don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.”
“There is no accountability in soft money. None.”
“Don't let your image, don't let your size, hold you back. If I had let my hips or my jiggly thighs hold me back or the fact that I've got these big heavy breasts, then I would not be where I am today.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to sling code but not how to manage risk.”

Source : NANOG mailing list, 2002.

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