"Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!"

-- Dane Cook

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“I don't care what gender someone is, or what race they are. Those things don't matter to me.”
“Who am I, that you should love me?”
“I think I should date a normal girl. I am tired of dating heroines. While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.”
“I am completing a book I began back in 2002 called 'Poems in the Manner of.' 'The Matador of Metaphor' is from this manuscript. It is an homage to Wallace Stevens that appropriates certain of his techniques.”
“It was a fantastic learning experience and OK, I got slammed because I wasn't Audrey Hepburn but you could have predicted that, really, if you'd opened your eyes wide enough.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“What is missing from your life? Know that whatever you are missing, you are - most likely - not giving. Bring to your life what you want from it. If you don't think The Uni-verse is helping you, try trusting yourself and taking a risk. Listen to your intuition. Do what scares you... and the see the miracle that awaits.”
“The sea is selective, slow at recognition of effort and aptitude but fast in the sinking of the unfit.”

Source : "Living Again: An Autobiography".
“Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting.”

Source : Cormac McCarthy (2012). “All the Pretty Horses”, p.244, Pan Macmillan

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