"Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it."

-- John Mulaney

#Fun Quotes #Opinion Quotes #Standing Quotes

“Wherever we see the Word of God purely preached and heard, there a church of God exists, even if it swarms with many faults.”
“Possibility was not a bag or box that could be closed and sealed, it was a vast open chute which received everything, everything; one could not choose or direct or destroy the powerful flow of possibility.”
“I fought, I fought harder . . . but one cell at a time, panic crept into my body, taking me over.”
“I was very ill at ease with people in social situations, and I realized that if I photographed I wouldn't have to chat.”
“Now that we've made that decision, everyone is thinking about the practical consequences and I think Theresa May could be the most challenging prime ministership since the Suez Crisis, possibly since the Second World War.”
“If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.”
“Many people make their own God; and he is much what the French may mean when they talk of le bon Dieu,--very indulgent, rather weak, near at hand when we want anything, but far away out of sight when we have a mind to do wrong. Such a God is as much an idol as if he were an image of stone.”

Source : Julius Charles Hare, Augustus William Hare (1861). “Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers: From the Fifth London Ed”, p.475
“I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.”

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