"How the hell do you wake up dead?"

-- Kevin Hart

#Funny Quotes #Wake Up Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Winter sunshine is a fairy wand touching everything with a strange magic. It is like the smile of a friend in time of sorrow.”

Source : Patience Strong (1951). “The Glory of the Garden”
“I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.”
“The Internet has exceeded our collective expectations as a revolutionary spring of information, news, and ideas. It is essential that we keep that spring flowing. We must not thwart the Internet's availability by taxing access to it.”
“Having an answer is a comfort. It's when you start asking questions and those questions pull threads in the larger fabric, you're forced to wonder what you're left with. And for people of any age, it's scary to think the fabric of the universe - or the universe as you've always believed it existed - can just unwind, you know?”
“Depression is the inability to construct a future.”

Source : "Love and Will". Book by Rollo May, ch. 9, 1969.
“Don't be evil is a load of crap.”
“Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.”
“We let our blessings get mouldy, and then call them curses.”

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