"We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?"

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Jeff Dunham

#Dog Quotes #Nice Quotes #Silly Quotes

“San Francisco is gone. Nothing remains of it but memories.”
“Heroes are those who can somehow resist the power of the situation and act out of noble motives, or behave in ways that do not demean others when they easily can.”
“The Internet is the crime scene of the 21st Century.”
“You are what you know, as an actor, so you gotta try to know as much as you possibly can.”

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“It's really easy to slide into a depression fueled by the pointlessness of existence.”
“Truths are not truths to you unless you realize them within yourself. Without realization, they are just ideas. For spiritual perception, spiritual consciousness, lies not in vague theological ideas, but in the acquisition of Self-realization.”
“Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.”
“The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence: cynicism.”

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