"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Family Quotes #Beauty Quotes

“It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.”
“At which time came to us many boats and we suffered them to come aboard, being not able to resist them, which people did us no harm, neither of us understanding the one the other.”
“Some men die for lack of loveâ€¦some die because of it. Think about it." - Daemon”
“The pain we feel When someone leaves our life is in direct proportion to the joy they bring while a part of our life for a few moments. In my life you made me feel as if I truly meant something to someone”
“Psychobabble is... a set of repetitive verbal formalities that kills off the very spontaneity, candor, and understanding it pretends to promote. It's an idiom that reduces psychological insight to a collection of standardized observations, that provides a frozen lexicon to deal with an infinite variety of problems.”
“We can look, but we'd better not touch.”
“The real potential of electricity lies not in providing social amenities but in stimulating long-term economic development”

Source : Christopher Flavin (1986). “Electricity for a developing world: new directions”, Worldwatch Inst
“I don't know what's wrong with me, but like, the second I stop working, I have a panic attack, so it's good for me to be thinking of projects ahead of time and lining things up.”

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