"Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage."

-- Donald Glover

#Thinking Quotes #Tests Quotes

“I eat whatever I want, junk food included.”
“A gun doesn't have the brain to hate with, or a finger to pull the trigger, so the problem isn't the gun.”
“The most frequently asked question I hear first-time entrepreneurs ask is, 'How do I know when to launch my product?' The answer, more often than not, should be: 'Now!'”
“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.”

Source : "Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, August 4, 2000.
“The bureaucracy has grown such powerful roots in Russia, and corruption is so widespread, that people from opposition have no interest in changing anything.”
“I believe in telling the truth.”
“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”
“My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High...the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.”

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