"My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High...the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers."

-- Eminem

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“Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.”
“It's nice to be known as a good player. But I want to be known as a good person, too.”
“When I was teaching at Harvard in the 1970s, I went to Project Incorporated in Cambridge and took photography classes. I didn't even know how to aim the camera in those days.”
“Trying to solve the worlds problems by making things 5% more efficient is like trying to play the violin with gardening gloves. Not much good will come out of it. We must invent new ways!”
“Any society, any nation, is judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members - the last, the least, the littlest.”

Source : "Cardinal Roger Mahony". www.npr.org. May 25, 2000.
“May you hear the voice of wisdom. Listening, may you act with trust.”
“Awake, my Little ones, and fill the Cup Before Life's Liquor in its Cup be dry.”
“You should issue demerits for tree cutting or the destruction of humus.”

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