"Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?"

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Jon Stewart

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“I really love writing themes and melody.”
“You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad.”
“Too many people are buying gifts for themselves when they pick out a gift for a friend.”

Source : "Perfect Gifts, According to Phoebe Cates". abcnews.go.com. June 01, 2006.
“In the monastery of your heart, you have a temple where all Buddhas unite.”
“I write because I canâ€™t sleep.”
“We shall do a much better programming job, provided that we approach the task with a full appreciation of its tremendous difficulty, provided that we stick to modest and elegant programming languages, provided that we respect the intrinsic limitations of the human mind and approach the task as Very Humble Programmers.”
“Men of authority and influence may promote good morals. Let them in their several stations encourage virtue. Let them favor and take part in any plans which may be formed for the advancement of morality.”
“For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were. You'll detect slow and subtle shifts going on all around you, more importantly shifts in you. Worse, you'll realize it's always been shifting, like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like a room. But you won't understand why or how.”

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