"They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?"

-- John Swartzwelder

#Coffee Quotes #Taste Quotes #Cups Quotes

“The abortionist I worked for, he's a very greedy man, a selfish man.”
“When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.”

Source : "Walking Together Forever: The Broad Street Bullies, Then and Now". Book by Jim Jackson, January 5, 2005.
“I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.”

Source : "Q & A With Adam Carolla: His Sledgehammer Wine, Jimmy Kimmel's Pizza Oven, "Mangria" + Where to Eat Pie". Interview with Elina Shatkin, www.laweekly.com. February 8, 2011.
“Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.”
“In America the most widespread type of forest is the evergreen coniferous woodland of the north.”

Source : Ellsworth Huntington (2016). “A Chronicle of Aboriginal America: Juvenile History - - American”, p.40, VM eBooks
“When spring is here the sketcher begins to look over his equipment and relishes in anticipation the soothing hours he will spend in the open, warmed by the sun, fanned by the breeze, charmed by the manifold delights of nature.”
“Every life has a destiny... the trick is to discover it before then end of your life. Otherwise, you will have too many regrets.”
“Why is it a surprise to find that people other than ourselves are able to tell lies?”

Source : FaceBook post by Alice Munro from Jun 30, 2010

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