"Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Years Quotes

“It's a heavy weight, the camera. Now we have modern and lightweight, small plastic cameras, but in the '70s they were heavy metal.”
“I pretend to understand because I don't want anybody to be hurt”
“Enthusiasm releases the drive to carry you over obstacles and adds significance to all you do.”
“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”
“I don't have holiday nightmares, but the worst part about holidays is airports for me. It's the travelling to it that's the pain really. But if there's a problem, I just sort it out and get on with it. What's the point of letting it ruin your holiday? It's a waste of time and a waste of life otherwise. Just open that champagne and have a ball. I've always got a drink in my hand, have you noticed that?”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
“Why is it honesty when a man speaks his mind and madness when a woman does?”

Source : Sharon Kay Penman (2010). “When Christ and His Saints Slept”, p.31, Macmillan
“Clean up your own backyard. Change by example. Just be the way you want others to be and hope they pay attention.”
“I acknowledge that I should not like to see again such loss as I sustained on the 23rd September, even if attended by such a gain.”

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