"When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other."

-- Rita Rudner

#Funny Quotes #Kids Quotes #Two Friends Quotes

“My personal philosophy of life is one of ethics”

Source : Alva Myrdal, Cecilia Åse, Yvonne Hirdman (2002). “"Något kan man väl göra: texter 1932-1982”
“But how do I get to having to write a book?... It was a mother who bore me, not an inkwell!”
“I don't wait for inspiration. I get up and write every day.”
“An animal so poor in spirit that he won't even fight on his own behalf is already an evolutionary dead end; the best he can do for his breed is to crawl off and die, and not pass on his defective genes.”
“Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then.”
“I've challenged (Donovan McNabb) to whatever athletic endeavor he wants, but he laughs it off”
“I think in general I personally have a tendency to protect other people's feelings, and I've noticed that becomes a major hindrance to communication. It's better to just be honest, even if it's painful.”
“I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.”

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