"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."

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Source : Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.

Joey Adams

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“Each minute bursts in the burning room,The great globe reels in the solar fire,Spinning the trivial and unique away.(How all things flash! How all things flare!)What am I now that I was then?May memory restore again and againThe smallest color of the smallest day:Time is the school in which we learn,Time is the fire in which we burn.”

Source : "For Rhoda" l. 40 (1938)
“It felt like I was a bucket full of holes. Things kept going in but just as quickly, they'd drain out. So I had people telling me I was this and that and then I'd feel pressure to perform up to their standards, jumping through hoops so I could live up to their expectations.”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“Sexuality is not a leisure or part-time activity. It is a way of being.”
“Every time you touch those who have power over the media, they seek to stop you.”

Source : "We need a surreal fantasist like Beppe Grillo to rescue Italy, says Nobel-winning playwright Dario Fo" by Tom Kington, www.theguardian.com. March 2, 2013.
“Building an Effective Women's Ministry is a brand new book from Harvest House Publishers. Sharon Jaynes, vice president of Proverbs 31 Ministries, is the author. This book has planning helps for beginning and maintaining your women's ministries plus ideas for programs and special events. You know which section I turned to first, don't you? That's right. The idea section. Sharon has some good ideas. Great cover and helpful contents!!!”
“What is the cause, though, of the growth of an acorn? The oak that is to come! What is to happen in the future is then the cause of what is occurring now; and, at the same time, what occurred in the past is also the cause of what is happening now. In addition, a great number of things round about, on every side, are causing what is happening now. Everything, all the time, is causing everything else”
“Consider what God can do, and you will never despair of success.”

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