"Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'."

-- Donald Rumsfeld

#Humor Quotes #Monkeys Quotes #Well Said Quotes

“No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.”
“There is only one kind of failure I cannot tolerate: the failure to risk failure.”
“A man'll seem like a person to a woman, year in, year out. She'll put up and she'll put up. Then one day he'll do something maybe no worse than what he's been a-doing all his life. She'll look at him. And without no warning he'll look like a varmint.”
“A novelist is a person who lives in other people's skins.”
“This is a racist country.”
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
“Everyone has egos, and you want to come out on top. You have to pick yourself up and go at it again.”

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“Donâ€™t worry about your future, Washington will take care of everything for you.”

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