"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

-- Woody Allen

#Funny Quotes #Death Quotes #Suicide Quotes

“I was the freak who moved into the nice neighborhood.”

Source : "Pop Quiz: Davey Havok of A.F.I". Interview with Aidin Vaziri, www.sfgate.com. June 11, 2006.
“Rational order in the technological world can be as fascinating as the fetishes of a Congo witch-doctor - scientific phenomena become significant images.”

Source : Eduardo Paolozzi (1971). “Eduardo Paolozzi”
“Winston Churchill was a man of blood and a politico without principle, whose apotheosis serves to corrupt every standard of honesty and morality in politics and history.”
“The idea of â€˜calling' was fundamentally redefined: no longer was it about being called to serve God by leaving the world; it was now about serving God in the world”
“I think falling in love is always a surprise, right?”
“Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.”
“Give no time to finding fault of criticism.”
“Don't appeal to mercy to God the Father up in the sky, little man, because he's not at home and never was at home, and couldn't care less. What you do with yourself, whether you are happy or unhappy- live or die- is strictly your business and the universe doesn't care. In fact you may be the universe and the only cause of all your troubles. But, at best, the most you can hope for is comradeship with comrades no more divine (or just as divine) as you are. So quit sniveling and face up to it- 'Thou art God!'”

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